STATUS QUO Guitarist Misses Days Of Collective Masturbation

October 3, 2005

ContactMusic.com is reporting that STATUS QUO guitarist Rick Parfitt misses the days when the entire band use to masturbate together on one big bed — as it formed a special camaraderie between the rockers.

Parfitt insists collective episodes of self-pleasuring was de rigeur in the 1970s, although he admits such antics would be frowned upon by todays' clean-cut chart-toppers.

He recalls, "We'd project pornos onto the side of a white building. And we'd just lie there on the bed, collectively wanking.

"It didn't help when you were in your vinegar strokes if someone told you a joke.

"But that's part of being mates in a rock band. Well, it was in those days. I don't know if people do it now. It might be a bit uncool."

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